Word from the Mouth: Ain't Misbehavin'! edition

Word from the Mouth: Ain't Misbehavin'! edition

My last week of football before surgery and boy was it eventful.

We had a team not show up once again for the second or third time in a row. It is crazy that a team just won’t show up, it sucks for the team that is supposed to play against them.

With the school year ready to end in a few days, I’m wondering if we will be setting up the kids league again this season. I hope so, but I also know it is a lot to get done and we would need more coaches to help run drills and organize a team.

The one point I make every week is that we are playing a game for fun, but I guess some players think that MFL is a stepping block to the NFL. You all need to settle the sea monkeys down and come out and enjoy yourself. Everyone blames the refs for bad calls or missed calls, but I want to point out that the NFL is a multi billion-dollar company and has the same issues and they have replay to look back at and make a correct call. If you think refereeing is easy, go see Terry on Saturday and you can find out how little fun it is to get berated all game from certain players that want and need everything to go their way.

 

Recap

 

Division 1

 

Master Chiefs vs Outlaws (32-40)

With Vinny and Steve both under center you expect to see a lot of great balls being thrown, but the best and most surprising throw of the game came from Mike Jaz. It was fourth down and 15 yards to go, Jaz drops from center and Vinny throws him the ball and instead of throwing it back to Vinny he threw a dart to Avery who was coming across the field. Mike hit him in stride and in traffic. I was just as shocked as everyone that Mike threw that pass. Master Chiefs had a few too many drops in the game that hurt them early and then late in the game they weren’t on the same page. No Smuda, no Svetna, no Jaf? No problem is what Steve said. Max was sure handed on offense, but made his presence felt on defense snagging 2 picks. Josh had a big game scoring only once, but grabbing 10 passes for 95 yards. Steve was able to have his way with Chiefs defense since he was able to avoid baby Maynard rushing him all game except once which allowed him time to look at multiple receivers before throwing the ball.

 

Division 2

 

Missed D2 this week hope to be back next week.

 

Division 3

 

Phoenix vs Thunder Buddies (45-18)

Thunder Buddies lost David due to injuries and we have known for a while now, but this week he was replaced on the roster by Brady which is huge. Brady is a fantastic defender and a solid receiver. I knew going in that it was going to be a struggle and it was. Opening drive Terry picked us apart and drove to score. Phoenix looked to answer and after a few drops Phoenix was left with a fourth and ten from midfield. I knew we had to go for it, but I wanted to punt because we had just dropped a few passes and wanted to play smart, but at midfield you have to go for it. I threw a post to Alec who stretched out and brought it in with his fingertips. After both teams traded TDs, Terry went for it on fourth in their zone and with the turnover it put Phoenix in a great position to go up a TD. With time running out in the half Phoenix had a 20-12 lead with Thunder Buddies driving, but the half ran out of time without them scoring. Second half rolled around and Phoenix started with the ball and everything I said at half came true. We went down and scored, defense was going to get a pick and we were going to score again and go up 3 scores. After that, the game was all but over. There were a few plays that if made would have made the game different. I threw a pass to Josh, but I was too trigger happy and let it fly to early and Ryan made a great jump on the ball that if he caught might have been for 6 points. Oh, and I was told to mention how Nick is still waiting for his fathers day card from Willie after taking ownership of him on Saturday.

 

Division 4

 

100 Genies vs Phoenix (0-25)

This game was actually 13-19 but got switched to a forfeit because Genies had a sub that was above the sub cap limit. It sucks balls, but rules are rules. 100 Genies were missing Gabriel and not only is he their QB, but he is also one heck of a defender. Othmane Karamat is their next best player and yes, he did get 3 sacks which is great, but on offense we locked him down to only getting 2 catches for 15 yards. Vince dominated this game on the stat sheet scoring twice, over 100 yards and getting 3 picks, but most of those yards were on his 2 big TD catches. With 6 minutes left Phoenix was down 13-6 and they hadn’t moved the ball much all day and it was do or die time. Phoenix scored but missed the convert and with 3 minutes left Phoenix needed a stop and to have any chance at getting the win. After 100 Genies started moving the ball, I decided to go rush for a play to mix it up and confuse the QB. Guillaume felt he was going to have a chance at a big play, but the ball was a bit high and he had to jump which gave me time to get to him. I sacked him and on the next play he threw the ball quickly where Vince got his third pick of the game. Phoenix did score to take a 5-point lead with 30 seconds left. We went for 1 and the play was huge since it would put us up 6 and give us a buffer sort of. Kat ran her route and without anyone around her she pulled the ball in to put us up 6. With 30 seconds and all their timeouts 100 Genies were able to get past half, but nothing after that.

 

Division 5

 

Slicks vs Jungle Squad (32-13)

Guillaume had a game to warm up before and was ready to go once the first whistle blew. Guillaume is a good D5 QB, but he could become an exceptionally good high division rusher as well. Scott runs that defense and makes sure that everyone knows what to do and where to be in every situation. Luca is a payer teams need to watch out for he is fast, but that’s not what will beat you its his shiftiness that you need to look out for. You have heard of stopping and changing direction on a dime, they coined that after watching him do a few drills. Jungle Squad has been screwed by injuries in the past and let’s hope that Jérôme can comeback and that it was just a little tweak to his knee. With the way Slicks are I won’t be surprised to see them make a deep run in the playoffs.

 

514 vs Big Booties (6-27)

This game might get changed to a forfeit, not 100% since 514 was only 3 players and used 3 subs including 1 that was well above the limit and Max threw 4 passes, 3 incompletes, and a pick to Alex the sub who is over cap. I will just make a few pointers about this game and leave it like that. Remi Faugere just takes the easy throws and listens to Max as he played QB for years and years and knows what he is talking about when he says run a play. As for 514, Lesniak you need to show up, lol. Jean-Philippe Larouche as a first time QB it will get better than that. 6 picks is rough, but with a few simple adjustments you can cut that in half easily. Most, if not all, your passes were thrown into the middle of the field where there is more congestion. Try using the sidelines, have players run drags or outs give yourself easy throws and don’t force anything stupid. One player that impressed me in this game was Charles Schiller. If you could have seen him a few seasons ago, he had no clue about to run routes, catch the ball, play defense, or even rush which is what he has done up to now. In this game Charles made a few good catches, made some tackles, and made his first ever pick. For me, the most impressive thing he did was body placement. Meaning that instead of sticking out his arms to make a catch where the defender can make a play on the ball, he is moving his body into place to protect the ball from the defender. Its plays like that when you see them you can see that he is figuring it out and once you can just react without thinking is when you become a dangerous player.

 

Women’s

 

Missed you ladies this week hope to be back next week.

 

That’s all I have for you this week. If you want more MFL news, look for MFL total Access with Terry and Willie on Wednesday morning now instead of at night. If you need more MFL news, tune into MFL after the flag with Mat and Gold and that is out normally Thursday.

 

Studs & Duds

We had a few big Studs this week and a bunch of Duds and I have no clue where I should start, but guess we should start with the good before the bad and I’ve thought about adding in the ugly, but I’d need a complete player list to do that.

 

Studs

 

Division 1

- Brady Ohanessian 3 TDs and 1 pick in 2 games.

 

Division 2

- Stephen Harripersaud as many incomplete passes as TDs 14 in 2 games.

 

Division 3

- Jean-François Lawrence 1 TD, 1 1-point convert, 2 picks and returned 1 for a TD

 

Division 4

- Vincent Martel 2 catches, 2 picks, 0 runs and 4 TDs. Figured it out yet. He scored on both his picks.

 

Division 5

- Marcel Jovani 3 more TDs on the season plus another pick as well

 

Women’s

- Julie Gauvin 7 catches 41 yards and a TD on offense but Julie stepped up and dominated on defense with 3 picks

 

Duds

 

Division 1

- The children for their behavior and you know who you are

 

Division 2

- Pierre-Olivier Tremblay-Agelakos 19 of 41 with 3 picks is tough and why you see your name up here

 

Division 3

- Thunder Buddies defensive stat line of 4 tackles as a team, plus giving up 45 points as well

 

Division 4

- Brian Mustard 5 picks gets you on the list automatically

 

Division 5

- The Sniffers for not showing up again after saying you were going to be there

 

Women’s

- Roxanne Roy going 8 of 27 for 40 yards

 

Those are your winners and your losers following week 7. I had lots of picks to make, but think the ones I made were well deserved. 

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 6

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 6

Predictions

Right now, I’m so much better than the Coin that it tried to hitch a ride with Jon to Europe. I had a 10-game lead coming into last week and now hold a 16-game lead. That is, it the coin is done and no longer wants to participate in this beat down. The Coins final words were I’ll be back since Jon thinks its too many games to pick each week. Now to my picks and like always they are in bold.

Division 1

A-Team vs Master Chiefs

- Focus

Outlaws vs Iron Wolves

- Better QB

Master Chiefs vs Outlaws

- Desperation

Division 2

KOLB vs Top Shooters

- I know what I’m getting

Pocket Rockets vs Respect

- Consistency

KOLB vs Respect

- Consistency

Division 3

Thunder Buddies vs TDs & Beers

- Terry goes short chews clock and protects ball

Tigres vs TDs & Beers

- Nestor running will be the difference in the game

Thunder Buddies vs Phoenix NA (ed's note: boring...)

- I don’t pick my team Games.

Iron Wolves vs Double Dippers

- Iron Wolves need a mentor to help keep them organized and focused

Bines vs Red Cats

- Jason only puts up points and it will be hard for Bines to keep up

Sooners vs Horde

- Defense will cause problems for Diego

Division 4

Systemes Urbains vs MTL Cessnas

- Experience

100 Genies vs Phoenix NA

- I don’t pick my teams Games

Improbables vs 28-3

- Stronger roster

Action Squad vs Drama Club

- More experience

Sour Peeps vs Cia Fusion

- Staying calm cool and collective

Hawks vs Ledgendaries

- Stronger roster

Bouchers vs Bandits

- Chemistry

Chiefs vs Bear Hood

- Better roster

FAD vs Hawks

- Lesniak sucks as a QB 

Chiefs vs Warriors

- Better defense

Tropic Thunder vs Mustard Tigers

- I have no clue what the donkey Tropic Thunder is doing this season

Division 5

Slicks vs Jungle Squad

- Stronger defense

Sniffers vs Soonies

- Not sure if Sniffers will show up once or not

Nothing But D vs 8Ballers

- Marcel Jovani has balling all season and that continues this weekend

514 vs Big Booties

- Max isn’t losing to Lesniak

Women’s

Mockingjays vs Déesses du Drapeau

- Youth

Drama Queen vs Tigres

- Chemistry and coaching

Mockingjays vs Crazy B’s

- Better than their record

Those are my picks for week 7. Good luck to all and see you Saturday.

Power Rankings

Heading into week 7 I have my standing like this, but we all know that apple will change after some of these weeks games.

Division 1

#1- Busch Boys

#2- Outlaws

#3- A-Team

Division 2

#1- Respect

#2- Pocket Rockets

#3- Top Shooter

Division 3

#1- Double Dippers

#2- Tigres

#3- Sooners

Division 4

Babalis

#1- Sour Peeps

#2- Phoenix

#3- 100 Genies

Power

#1- Bear Hood

#2- Hawks

#3- Action Squad

Division 5

#1- Slot Machines

#2- Nothing But D

#3- Slicks

Women

#1- Drama Queen

#2- Tigers

#3- Déesses du Drapeau

Ranking are hard because I have to look at everything like schedule, margin of victories, roster for some of those game. I know everyone thinks that it all off team records and that has to play in but its not always about that.

Final Thoughts

After hours of arguing with the city and having a fight to the death with the soccer guys we have been informed that we have Darcy McGee for the rest of the season. I want to say last week but it could have been the week before, but the CFL kicked off and the Als won to open the season in a Grey Cup rematch against Saskatchewan (ed's note: Winnipeg?). While I was flipping through the channels, I stumbled across a USFL game and was like at least its 4 downs thing season just started nope, championship is next weekend. (ed's note: let me know if any of you understand that part) A spring league really does need to come along provide good football and have it marketed. I’d watches it if it was on tv regularly. I don’t know about this season but last season you’d watch a game them no games for 2 or 3 weeks. I know this has to do with tv channels. In Canada you get TSN 1-5 where in us you get ESPN 1-8, and they cover everything, and I mean everything. That’s my rant for the week but before you go remember we are playing a game for fun so go out have some and don’t take it too seriously.

Word from the Mouth: New Ed for the Week!

Word from the Mouth: New Ed for the Week!

After 2 weeks at Darcy McGee, we went back to Leber and did a number on the grass that was there. We should be incredibly lucky that it didn’t rain until the last slot of the day. Looks like we are back at Darcy McGee this week but for how much longer. Guess we have to see how much these soccer players are little cry babies and complained to city. Those mean people from weeks ago want to start something that they don’t know they can’t win. I can be as petty as the next person; I am a vegetarian for the last 6 years out of spite. I can be there at 7am to set up and then the field is ours since it would be first come first serve if they won’t take reservations on the field. Best part about Saturday and being at Leber was being able to send one of the field lovers to go over and get Pizza for me and I guess Nick as well, damn kids can’t do anything on their own.

Recap

Division 1

Iron Wolves vs Chiefs (49-18)

Both teams were without their starting QB, but Chiefs were missing their backup as well. This mean Elijah needed to step up and play lights out, throwing 5 picks won’t cut it. Chiefs had a bunch of drops, blown coverages on defense and just were out of it by half. Willie did a great job of spreading the ball and taking what was open by the defense.

Busch Boys vs A-Team (32-28)

I know nothing of this game, but I’ve been informed of a name change. It’s now Busch Men not Busch Boys (ed's note: didn't get any memo about this yet, but it also doesn't have the same ring to it).

Division 2

Missed this division this week (ed's note: make sure to tune in to MFL Total Access for full coverage of every game from D2!).

Division 3

Sooners vs Bines (22-6)

This was a shit game to watch. Both teams struggled to do anything with the ball. Diego missed on 3 or 4 fourth down attempts going long when he had players open short. Bines couldn’t get 2 first downs on a drive. The only thing that worked well in this game was Julien Bertrand getting 4 sacks and only allowing Diego to gain 22 yards with his legs. Total yards in this game for both teams was 136.

Phoenix vs Iron Wolves (39-19)

What can I say about this game that Jon was so scared of that he had to plan a trip over the pond to get away from me. Without Jon, Andrew subbed in, and did a decent job. Andrew was 15 of 30 for 104 yards, 3 TDs and 1 pick, plus he added 33 yards on the ground as well. Game started with Phoenix marching inside the redzone before the wind (ed's note: this sounds like an excuse...) took what looked like an easy TD into a pick by Conner who almost scored on it. This gave Iron Wolves great field position and an easy score. After a turnover on downs and Iron Wolves going up 13-0 Phoenix woke up and got things going. Phoenix then went on to score on their next 6 possession and built a big lead. Phoenix knew going in that they need to stop Kris if they wanted a chance to win and I guess holding Kris to 8 catches, 67 yards and a TD was enough since no one else stepped up. Alex was had put a nice game together scoring a TD before getting hurt and leaving the game. Hope you’re ok Alex.

RawSauce vs Horde (13-45)

RawSauce is a mess missing players left right and center, needing to rush players back from injuries just to field a team. Horde on the other hand are firing on all cylinders. Simon has a true number 1 target in St-Jean along with a 1b in Guillaume and the rest of the team isn’t bad as well.

Guillaume had 6 catches for 116 yards and 1 TD, but all those catches and yards don’t have bananas on the 1 handed pick he made. Simon was able to double dip by scoring to end the half and then started the second half with the ball and scoring again. Now the score was 26 nothing and at this point RawSauce was just trying to make a game of it by scoring. Their defense then gave up an easy score and it was back to a 26-point difference. At that point RawSauce had enough and were just out there to finish the game they knew was out of reach.

Division 4

Phoenix vs Improbables (19-6)

We played for colors, winner was going to get the rights to wear green no matter if they are home or away. This was a slow game with both QBs using every tick of the clock and the going short all game. All game form sideline you can hear put me in coach I can get it done and after getting down 19-0 coach decides he had enough from his sideline and threw the chirper out there to see what he could do. Well after the QB tried to fake a handoff to him and Jacob looked back and just takes the ball out of the QBs hands and decided to run. He went left then right, had time to stop take a break signa few autographs for his fans then proceed to run the rest of the way for a TD. Afterwards goes up to Matt now what was so hard about that, I told you give me the ball and get out of my way. Jacob for MVP. Gab had a big game for Phoenix scoring twice on her 3 catches. (ed's note: I'd like to add that Jacob is the youngest player in MFL history to score a touchdown!)

Mimosa Crew vs Ledgendaries (28-19)

Both QBs struggled to keep drives going as they only completed 13 passes each which is well below the 50% completions and they each threw 3 picks. Ilias had a pick 6 as the rusher which is what kept Mimosa Crew in the game since up to then nothing went their way. With a roster like Ledgenadires (ed's note: I wonder how good they'd be if their team name was Legendaries) you expect them to be unstoppable, well that isn’t the case. Ben scoring all 19 points and James had all 3 picks for them, who else stepped up and made plays. They will need that if they want to make waves in the playoffs. On the Mimosa side of the ball if it wasn’t for the pick 6 and a 36 yards TD run from Curren they were mediocre at best and got away with one. A lucky win is better than a pretty lose any day of the week (ed's note: actually, if you ask Willy, mama always says "an ugly win is better than a pretty loss").

Systèmes Urbains vs 100 Genies (18-39)

Gabriel Mercier might be the best player or at least QB in the division and here is why. It was pouring rain when this game was being played and he was throwing 40-yard bombs down field like it was bright and sunny day, then there are his legs where he runs with speed and power. Now if he can cut down on the bad picks, he is all set. It wasn’t a great offensive game for them this week with only Othmane gaining over 40 yards through the air. It was the defense that showed up getting 6 picks and scoring on 1 of them. Systèmes Urbains aren’t a great team, and we all know it (ed's note: ouch), but they do have a few good players and in time they will get better. This is the second time I’ve seen them play plus the time I played against them, and I can tell you they are improving every week (ed's note: nice save). JF had 2 TDs for Systèmes Urbains and Vincent had a sack while rushing and a pick which he returned while playing safety. This Vincent kid will be come a true gamechanger once he learns the ins & Outs of the game.

Division 5

I missed this division, hope to be back catching some action next week (ed's note: make sure to tune in to MFL Total Access for some coverage of some D5 games!).

Women’s

I missed this division, hope to be back catching some action next week (ed's note: make sure to tune in to MFL Total Access for full coverage of every game from the Women's Division!).

I spent a bunch of time in D4 this week and it was nice to see other teams play and get to talk about them. My goal is to talk about each team once and with us using multiple locations in the day sometimes it hard.

Studs & Duds

Just past the halfway point in the season and most player are getting into midseason form and putting up crazy good numbers, but we still have those few players that just show up strap up their cleats and thing its just going to be hand to them. Now let’s see who did what and if they made either of my list.

Studs

Division 1

- Marvin Steinberg pulled in 8 balls for 106 yards, 3 TDs, 1 1-point convert (ed's note: game winning OT convert). Then made 4 tackles and picked Willie once.

Division 2

- Joey Notaro 64 yards on 5 catches and 2 TDs including the winner that put them up 8.

Division 3

- Guillaume Renaud-Dumoulin 1 TD, over 100 yards receiving plus 2 picks on defense.

Division 4

- Antoine Bussieres 4 TDs on 6 catches and over 100 yards oh and a pick on defense.

Division 5

- Jonathan Beaudin 4 picks.

Women’s

- Anne-Marie Côté for coming in with under 9 minutes left down 7 and leading your team on 2 scoring drives and

getting a pick to help your team get their first win of the season.

Duds

Division 1

- That defense for the Chiefs looking like Swiss cheese out there with all those holes.

Division 2

- Kerano Johnson 3.67-yard average catch, you’re a big play guy and that just isn’t going to cut it (ed's note: two of his 6 catches were 1 yard touchdowns, really tough to gain more than 1 yard in those situations...).

Division 3

- Diego Castro Arellano the way mike talks about you 64 yards in the air and 22 yards on the ground just won’t cut it even if you get the W.

Division 4

- Michael Lesniak 6 picks.

Division 5

- Soonies Offense for having 3 different QBs and none getting over 30 yards and putting up no points.

Women’s

- Déesses du Drapeau for half your team not showing up to a big gamer like this.

There you have it my Studs and Duds for week 6. If you’re expecting to see your name in my article you better ball, out put up some considerable numbers and hope that you did more than the other guy. Or you can just come out and play like Dog water and make my list that way.

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 5

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 5

Predictions

 

Heading into last week I held a 7-game lead over the coin (ed’s note: that damn coin!). This week I went 19-9 and the coin was 16-12. For the season I now have a 10-game lead. Now for my picks and like always my picks are in bold.

 

Division 1

 

Iron Wolves vs Master Chiefs Coin Master Chiefs

- Willie isn’t picking this defense apart, but again don’t think Jon would either.

 

Iron Wolves vs Outlaws Coin Outlaws

- Iron Wolves have too many question marks.

 

A-Team vs Busch Boys Coin Busch Boys

- You don’t bring boys to play a physical game of flag football.

 

Division 2

 

KOLB vs Respect Coin Respect

- Consistency

 

Division 3

 

Sooners vs Bines Coin Sooners

- Diego’s running abilities.

 

Villains vs Red Cats Coin Red Cats

- Organization.

 

Iron Wolves vs Phoenix NA

- I don’t pick my teams games.

 

Super Friends vs Thunder Buddies Coin Super Friends

- Stronger roster.

 

RawSauce vs Horde Coin Horde

- RawSauce is a mess.

 

Division 4

 

Phoenix vs Improbables NA

- I don’t pick my teams games.

 

Bear Hood vs FAD Coin Bear Hood

- Better across the board.

 

Sour Peeps vs MTL Cessnas Coin MTL Cessnas

- Chemistry.

 

Action Squad vs Tropic Thunder Coin Action Squad

- Too much experience and leadership.

 

Bandits vs CIA Fusion Coin CIA Fusion

- Rusher will be too much for Jason to handle.

 

28-3 vs Bouchers Coin Bouchers

- Confidence.

 

Mimosa Crew vs Ledgendaries Coin Ledgendaries

- Stronger roster.

 

Drama Club vs Warriors Coin Warriors

- Experience and chemistry.

 

CIA Fusion vs Improbables Coin CIA Fusion

- Improbables are missing player due to injuries.

 

Systemes Urbains vs 100 Genies Coin Systemes Urbains

- Better organized.

 

Division 5

 

Binettes vs Soonies Coin Soonies

- QB experience.

 

Slicks vs Sniffers Coin Slicks

- Chemistry.

 

Jungle Squad vs Secret Agents Coin Jungle Squad

- JF has played enough games that he figures it out and throws 5 TDs.

 

8 Ballers vs Big Booties Coin Big Booties

- Best player on the field.

 

Slot Machines vs 514 Coin 514

- Better offense, better defense.

 

Women’s

 

Drama Queens vs Déesses du Drapeau Coin Deesses du Drapeau

- Drama Queens left a sour taste in my mouth last week.

 

Mockingjays vs Crazy B’s Coin Mockingjays

- Finished strong last week and it carries over to this week.

 

Those are mine and the Coins pick for this week. Good luck to everyone playing this weekend.

 

Power Rankings

 

Now that almost half the season is over making my rankings have become much easier than weeks 1 and 2.

 

Division 1

#1- Busch Boys

#2- A-Team

#3- Outlaws

 

Division 2

#1- Respect

#2- Pocket Rockets

#3- Top Shooter

 

Division 3

#1- Bines

#2- Double Dippers

#3- Tigres

 

Division 4

 

Babalis

#1- Sour Peeps

#2- Phoenix

#3- 100 Genies

 

Power

#1- Action Squad

#2- Hawks

#3- Bear Hood

Division 5

#1- Slot Machines

#2- Nothing But D

#3- Big Booties

 

Women

#1- Déesses du Drapeau

#2- Drama Queens

#3- Tigres

 

I know not everyone will be happy about the rankings, but these are my rankings. You might not like them because your team didn’t make my list or isn’t as high as you think they should be. You should worry more about what’s happening on the field and it will all work itself out. (ed’s note: so, don’t care about what you wrote?)

 

Final Thoughts

 

As you all know by now, we are playing all our games this week at Le Ber, but we won’t be back there until playoffs. I might even throw some seed down before we play this week so we can work it and it will have time to grow before we are back. Let me remind everyone that we play in the rain, so don’t think or message asking if the game is still getting played, the answer is yes.

I’m glad I play early and I have a ton of gear to give me and my team every advantage we can get.

That is it. I’m done for this week hope you all have a good rest of the week and see you Saturday. Oh, and remember we are playing a game and it is for fun, so enjoy it and don’t take it too seriously.  

Word from the Mouth: Short and Sweet! edition

Word from the Mouth: Short and Sweet! edition

I won’t lie and try and sugarcoat it, this week’s article is going to be short, sweet, and straight to the point. I’m super late with it as I was traveling all day Monday and like to have it in by Tuesday at some point.

Some good news, well at least for me and only this week, we are back playing at Le Ber. I know you all might like playing on the grass, but it was just easier this week since we have only 4 games playing at once and 7 time slots instead of just 6, so it’s going to be a long smellypants day for some.

 

Recap

 

Division 1

 

I missed out on both these games. All I know is Marvin is back and balled the tiddlywinks out and helped his team win. In the other D1 game, Jon chickened out and let Willie take the loss at QB.

 

Division 2

 

Missed out on D2 this week.

 

Division 3

 

Phoenix vs Super Friends (13-6)

Don’t know who this guy is, but Olivier St Onge is solid at QB. He subbed this week for Super Friends and if it wasn’t for a bunch of big drops from his players, they might have won the game. Going into this game, Phoenix needed their defense to show up and did they ever. Tyler made it a long day for Olivier, and this led to picks by JF and Josh. With 2 plays left in the half JF jumped a route and looked like he scores on the pick except the ball slipped out of his hands on the 2-yard line. Last play of the half, I threw a bad ball that was dropped which would have been a TD. To start the second half Phoenix started with the ball and was driving, but once again I threw a pass where the ball got away from me and floated high and was picked off by Adam. Instead of double dipping, we walked away with no points. Super Friends had a chance late, but on third down Tyler was there quick and forced a bad ball and on the last play of the game Tyler sealed it with a sack.

 

Division 4

 

CIA Fusion vs 100 Genies (18-6)

Drops, drops and more drops. Yes, that’s right, if Genies had caught a few of those passes then drives would have continued and they might have scored more than 6 points. Gabriel Mercier might not be a QB, but he sure can throw it. Jason had a good game on offense not making a crucial error, but he really stepped up his game on defense getting 3 picks and should have been 1 more, but he dropped it.

 

Bouchers vs Systemes Urbains (44-7)

Lukas threw 7 TDs in the game and threw 2 picks and missed on some throws, but this will be the game that gets Bouchers moving in the right direction. For Systemes Urbains, there are  a few issues, but they have Vincent Martel & Guillaume Simard who can both become really good players and should get used a lot more.

 

MTL Cessnas vs 28-3 (12-8)

JS wasn’t there so Sanketh Chunduri stepped in and got the first win in team history for MTL Cessnas. Massimiliano was the only player to show up for 28-3. Massimiliano had 23 yards and a TD on offense, then made 2 picks on defense. Mario and Emile did what they should, but I can’t get over how Sanketh played. Multiple times he avoided the rusher, kept his eyes looking to throw, and made good reads, but not always a great pass. If you were watching this game, you saw Chrissy take over the game as a rusher. She was all over Nico all game getting 1 sack, at least 1 PD, and forced countless bad throws leading to 3 picks.

 

Phoenix vs Bandits (18-0)

At the field you either love me like sunshine or hate me like most players do and Bandits found out why. Time management and just being me. Zach Lemaire is a legit rusher and against a less experienced QB he would have had 6 or 7 sacks, but only managed 2 and was there all game long. Phoenix was able to end the first half with Gab scoring from 10 yards out and making a good catch in traffic. Then Phoenix opened the second half with Greg scoring from 12 yards. With Bandits getting the ball being down 12 with 15 minutes left, they needed to put some points up. After an incomplete pass, Nick called the offensive play and Brian made a play on the ball and took it in for 6 points and the icing on the cake.

 

Division 5

 

I didn’t catch any games in the division this week, sorry folks.

 

Women’s

 

Drama Queen vs Mockingjays (24-12)

Both teams struggled to keep drives going and it makes sense as there were 10 picks in this game. The difference in the game was football IQ and Roxanne has loads of it which led to her getting 3 picks on defense and scoring on 1 of them. Rita Struggled most of the game, but late with a few words from coach Alex, she was able to finish the game with back-to-back scoring drives of 45 and 20 yards. I was more impressed by Mockingjays losing than Drama Queens winning.

 

Studs & Duds

 

Did we ever have a lot of players show up and ball the sea monkeys out. Don’t worry we also had a bunch not show up at all, so making my picks were pretty easy.

 

Studs

 

Division 1

- Marvin for his 3 TDs, 100 plus yards and a pick on defense all coming off a supposed injury. (ed’s note: and hungover!)

 

Division 2

- Kerano Johnson 7 catches for 132 yards and 3 TDs.

 

Division 3

- Nick Egley 7 catches, 109 yards and 2 TDs.

 

Division 4

- Antoine Bussieres scored 3 TDs, 1 1-point convert, 1 2-point convert and a pick on defense.

 

Division 5

- Luca Manolache was back under center and did what he does going 13 of 20 for 93 yards, 3 TDs, 1 pick and getting 1 convert. Now let’s see about his legs 12 runs for 74 yards and 2 TDs.

 

Women

- Florence Léonard 1 TD and 1 pick.

 

Duds

 

Division 1

- Rob White being at the game and registering no stats on either side of the ball.

 

Division 2

- Steve for throwing 3 picks in a D2 game.

 

Division 3

- Villains defense for giving up 2 rushing TDs to Jon of all people.

 

Division 4

- Connor Martin threw 4 picks.

 

Division 5

- Sniffers for not showing up.

 

Women

- Marie Lewis for her start to the volleyball game she showed up to play. If you know you know.

 

Those are my week 5 winners and losers. Better luck to everyone who balled out last week and didn’t make my list, you might have to try a bit harder and hope for the best.

Leagues
Montreal Flag Football League
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Division 3
Division 4
Division 5
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Brossard Div 1
Brossard Div 2
Laval Div 1
Laval Div 2
Winter Div 1
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